The second ever “Because You Asked” post where I give some guidance to people who have searched for something and been led here, or where I laugh at strange searches.
The first “Because You Asked” was all about Katherine Moennig/Shane McCutcheon. I still get heaps of traffic from people searching for her.

• Pirate cupcakes – You will find pirates and cupcakes individually on Cupcakes and Mace but you’ll have to look elsewhere for actual pirate cupcakes. For pictures of pirate cupcakes have a look at Cupcakes take the cake, Blue cupcake, Flickr, Flickr, and more Flickr. You can also get a pirate cupcake jersey or some pirate cupcake stickers!
• pretty 11 year old cup cakes – Ew, I think your going to have trouble finding 11 year old cupcakes that are anything but disgusting.
• suspenders buy wellington – I got my rainbow suspenders from Too Cheap on the Courtenay Place end of Manners Street, they’re quite small, kids size I suspect. Spacesuit on Cuba Street also sell them for about $15 I think.
• yo benhi hil – Were you going to say “Yo, Benhi’s hilarious!”? Well yea, I have to agree. Have you seen her Foolery Four comic?
• do i 2 days off work for a colonoscopy – Do you need to take two days off work for a colonoscopy? For the two days prior to the colonoscopy that you are taking a laxative I would definitely take the time off work. The laxative is horrible to drink and starts working pretty quickly! The day after the colonoscopy you can go back to work as long as there were no complications. You’ll should recover as soon as the sedative has worn off.
• sex mace – Really can’t help with this. Really don’t want to. I’m scared to Google it, and it sounds painful!