The semi-regular feature ‘Because You Asked’ pokes fun and offers information about some of the things people are searching for when they arrive at Cupcakes And Mace.

• Great white ninja – My immediate thought was of Chris Farley, aka Beverley Hills Ninja. He died in 1997 from a drug overdose, his obesity was a major factor in his death. Not all ninjas are awesome.
• Dessert to go in Wellington – There are many places to get delicious desserts, I imagine most of them would offer takeaway options. To start with try Strawberry Fare, Midnight Espresso, Sweet Mothers Kitchen or The Watusi.
• Recipe for cupcakes with laxatives – That is so mean! You know a couple of girls got expelled for pulling this prank? Of course you do, that’s why you’re searching for a recipe.
• Ninjas are sex – Just wanted to share this with you. I have nothing further to say on the matter.
• Bus driver socks – This search totally made my day. You have choice between boring blue (must be worn with blue shorts) or these ‘Bus Driver socks‘ with pictures of buses and stop signs and books.
• There has also been far too many searches for big p*nis, black p*nis, and Obama’s p*enis. Please make your way to this post immediately! Pervert :p