I'm Torn

And Lots Cheaper Than Tennis Lesson

Six-year-old girl, with mace in hand: Look, mommy! A mace! Now I can hit unicorns and make them bleed. Death to unicorns!

Mom: That’s great, honey.

via Overheard in New York, Apr 21, 2009

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2 Responses to “I'm Torn”

  1. Vixel Says:

    I nearly spat my morning coffee across the desk reading that! It made me start the day with a smile, thanks!

  2. Ms Constantine Says:

    Lol! You’re welcome.

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