The zombie apocalypse started this morning

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It’s 6 o’clock in the morning and B (manfriend/flatmate) is heating up breakfast when he barges into my room frantically asking if I’m still awake and telling me to turn on the light. His distress is freaking me out but the only thing that comes to mind is that a huge rat decided to come out of its home in the roof and lunged at him in the kitchen.

Not so.

He’s standing in the kitchen when there’s a knocking at the window, he looks up to find a woman standing at the window, in the rain and wind, not really doing anything. He’s trying to ask her wtf she’s doing and decides to open the door a fraction. She asks the time and says she’s staying at the hotel a few doors down. Not knowing what’s going on B says he’s shutting the door now and that’s when he runs to my room.

Understandably he’s little freaked out that she’s going to attack him when he leaves for work.

Not so.

Instead he finds her standing in the middle of the road like a zombie.

“What is it about this house that attracts all the freaks?”

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9 Responses to “The zombie apocalypse started this morning”

  1. Chris Says:
  2. Vitamin K Says:

    OMG that’s brilliant! Those guys are genius.

  3. Chris Says:

    Super stoked you like it :)

  4. Janie Says:

    Woah, super creepy!

  5. Sabrina Says:

    Aw, aw, aw, MORE PLEASE! What happened then? Who was the zombie woman? What did she wants?
    This story would make such a great mystery/zombie/crime/whatever-else story!

  6. Sabrina Says:

    Argh. Excuse my typos there please. I am totally aware that it’s supposed to be spelled: “what did she want” :D

  7. Vitamin K Says:

    Honestly. That is where the story ends unless you count us being too scared to look out the window when it’s dark part of the story?

    We have no idea what happened to her!

  8. Sarah-Rose Says:

    Woah. That’s kind of terrifying!

    Craig and I once had a very old (very drunk) gentleman arrive at our BACK door in the middle of suburbia (and it backed onto a small open area behind which were more houses) at about 9pm one night. But he was VERY drunk and looking for someone in particular.
    Plus he was Irish and teeny and old, and looked a lot like a leprechaun. So less terrifying than your zombie lady.

    Good luck!

  9. Aniera Marie Says:

    I just found this blog today and what a post!
    That is a little bit creepy, better learn up on your zombie 101!! haha..

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