• Banksy’s show at the opened in Bristol almost two weeks ago and BBC has some images of the installations for those of us unable to pop over and take a look. My favourites are the chickens and the stone slab.
• The world is your apple.
• Who knew that Bruce Willis was so edgy! He shows he’s still a star in his photoshoot with new wife Emma. (Not really safe for work)
• Where do books with sparkly vampires fit into a ven diagram of the parts that make up a good book?
• Check out these amazing Joseph Cartwright photos of a beautiful red head. And then check out the rest of his portfolio.
• But if we started dating it would ruin our friendship where I ask you to do things and you do them.
• In case of fire do not use Twitter.
• Eddie Murphy’s career rollercoaster.
• Aschobi Designs is based in Sierra Leone, a country on the Least Developed Countries list. The label is the first western style to set up in the country. You know someone’s on to a great thing when you’re desperate to see more photos!
• For all of you aspiring erotica writers, some tips from Belle de Jour on how to write sex.
• Beautiful tulle and a wall I’d love to pose against.

A beautiful wee story about girls and boys

Gala Darling’s Love & Sequins #2 – A Smart Girl’s Guide to Business – Podcast

Lots of great stuff for people thinking about leaving, or too scared to leave their office jobs.
Otherwise just a reassurance that I’m on the right track. Nothing new really.

2.5/5

A beautiful Swedish love story about a young vampire “girl” and her young male neighbour who is being bullied at school.
Perfect except for the horrible CGI cat scene.

4.5/5

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Dorothy returns to a devastated Oz.
With the help of the Wheelers, scary interchangeable head lady needs to warn the Nome King Dorothys back.
Very dark movie with crappy graphics.

2/5

French men must be intellectuals.
Too many big words to keep my attention so I didn’t get past the first chapter.
It was probably more of the same stuff anyway.

1/5

The Illuminati return to seek revenge on the Catholics.
If you’ve read the book you might be slightly disappointed, otherwise it should be fun.
The explosion is awesome.

2.5/5

A woman has an affair with a boy, he reads to her.
Later we find out she was a nazi guard.
She goes to jail, he keeps reading.

3/5

Two old guys on opposite ends of society’s scale meet on their deathbeds and make a list of things to do before they “kick the bucket”.
Sappy. Makes you think.

2.5/5

Two middle-aged guys still living at home are thrust together when their parents get married. They’re spoilt brats until they’re forced to grow up.
Lots funnier than it sounds!

3/5

A hack journalist scores his dream job at a high profile magazine. He sucks but with the help of Alison manages to make something of it.
Enjoyable, well cast movie.

3/5