O oh, 1 month till 2009!! Lots of links today to help you forget you haven’t started Xmas shopping yet.

• Blind! Idiot! Rat Fink! Atheist!
• Episode two on Shortline Street. This week Maia the lesbian gets the wrong idea.
• I’ve never worked in a clothing store before so this might be old news but OMG I had to try this before i would believe it. Super easy way to fold a shirt!
• Problogger reviews the Lijit search engine. I’ve added Lijit to Cupcakes and Mace because it seems like a powerful little engine. You can add the ability to search your Flickr and Youtube accounts among others.
• Geeky tattoos on Geeks are Sexy; Bathory has a full Star Wars sleeve, plus Princess Bride, Fifth Element and barcode tattoos!
• James Nachtwey’s black and white “witness” photography.
• Perhaps the worlds most inoffensive graffiti. Knitting!
• Every time I look at this photo my heart flutters crazily and I fall in love again.
• So gross, ever heard of cuitlacoche? Well this guy ate it so we don’t have to.
• Google suggests stereotypes
• Rain photography and a beautiful misty river photo
• If you’ve got time to burn online (who doesn’t in December?!) then these random facts could help.
• The Facebook of Genesis
• Blog writing guides by Write to Done and Copyblogger
• I found out about Schmap guides when I was sent an email notifying me one of my photos from Melbourne had been put on a shortlist for their next guide. The Wellington guide was published in 2006 so it’s out of date. Shops and restaurants change so quickly. It’s a great idea though, the guides are free to download!
• Favourite Lookbook looks of the week garbage, bodysuit and tutu, key necklace, twiggy, big glasses, men’s shirt, blue glasses.
• Yo mamma’s broke cuz she spend all her money on rhinestones and cigarettes!
• Bloodthirsty Japanese mascot. Cute of course!
• This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. P Diddy (if that’s what he’s called right now) created this video to advertise his new fragrance and to audition as the first black James Bond at the same time. Cue a series of shots of him in a helicopter, on a jetski in a suit, walking with scantily clad ladies, lounging on a boat in a dressing gown etc. Add a cheesy voiceover spoken in an American accent with a gansta slur and you’ve got the worst Bond ever!

  I know it’s crass but this comment on the video sums it up pretty well. (Why can’t people put apostrophes and capital letters in the correct places? I had to edit the comment just so I didn’t lie awake stressing about the bad punctuation on my blog.)

  I didn’t think Youtube allowed porn, much less gay porn.

  But here we have a video of a man sucking his own cock for 6 straight minutes, amazing.